5) So These Film School Guys approach you to direct their Found Footage/fan-film homage with Monster Suit Actor who we heard was picked because he had just played Darth Vader at malls and suit was same size ?
Bullshit. That was what I told them because it’s fucking hilarious. Bug Boy, as I call him, is an old acquaintance. He’s the finest rubber suit actor alive, and he works for cheap beer. Plus he never ask to be blown afterwards like most of your Hollywood types.
6) BTW was Ron Ford doing a Riff on you in ‘Boot Hill Blind Dead’,Because it’s oddly familiar like you ?
That fat fuck couldn’t imitate himself convincingly much less me. You’re giving him too much credit.
7) We heard ENCROACH OF THE ROACH bootlegs are already making the rounds of SDCC and other Conventions, And possibly streaming You-tube,Roku or Plex ?
Fine with me, it’s clearly the superior version of the movie, and I didn’t get back end on the deal anyway, so go for it. The only ones it’ll piss off is the original distributor and that Ford asshole. Their misery is my joy, so “play on,” as that overrated fuck Shakespeare said.
8) BEST of Deadly Scavengers,WORST of Deadly Scavengers ?
Best: Tim Sullivan with a shaved head. Fucking hilarious. He looked like Boris Karloff’s penis. Worst: Bug wiggling on a pin, or as they called it, special effects.
9) BEST of Encroach Of The Roach, WORST of Encroach of the Roach ?
Best: Bug Boy’s heart-wrenching performance. He is the Robert DeNiro of rubber suit actors. Worst: Tim Sullivan with a shaved head. He looked like Boris Karloff’s penis.
10) Last chance to RANT ?
Fuck you. I got a bottle of scotch with my name on it. Outta here.